Whenever there is even the slightest sign of unrest or excessive rest within the judiciary, the government or the parliament of Nilkawt, the head of state is permitted under the Constitution to abdicate or go into voluntary exile on either a temporary or permanent basis. Unrest amongst the populace and guests is another matter entirely.
Fortunately, the Grand Loyal Stewardess of the Ethereal Grand Household, Lady Esther Less-Stir, Countess of Austrooliana and non-ancestral holder of the official Money Key, has
appeased the pre-paying tourists in Nilkawt sufficiently by providing
special, exclusive, unscheduled tours of the Twaklinton royal palace in person.
This means that the restoration of the Money Key to its former fundraising purposes can occur without undue
unrest or duress.
For some time, there had been signs of irritability amongst the judiciary of the Hike Kawt Court of the Caught, which is itself the highest court in Nilkawt and therefore constitutionally required to uphold all forms of constitutional dutifulness. As the highest court in the Nilkawtian judicial system, the Hike Kawt Court of the Caught is meant to function in an interpretive capacity to apply the laws of Nilkawt and decide cases of special significance.
Unfortunately, there have been too many cases of special significance in recent years within Nilkawt. The judges of the court have therefore been justifiably exhausted, jittery and tearful during those years. On a daily basis, there have been thousands of challenges to the constitutional validity of Nilkawtian laws. On an hourly basis, the judges have received petitions and other stressful paperwork, most of which contain demands for the judges to hear various unusual and peculiar appeals.
Over recent weeks, all the judges of the Hike Kawt Court of the Caught have been on special leave, for the sake of their health. For several years, they had been complaining that the seats and benches in the Hike Kawt building were intolerably uncomfortable. They had also been complaining that the acoustics of the building made the high-pitched sound of the Parliamentary Triangle echo with excruciating intensity.
The Hike Kawt building houses the Grate Hawl and Grand Chimney. The building also contains the Shrine of True Tolerance, where the enshrined original version of the Constitution shines gloriously.
There are also the three formal caught rooms. There are the magnificent chambers, providing the living quarters and water closets for the judges.
In addition, there are the Hike Kawt major and minor registries. There is also a remarkably beautiful reference library.
There are no corporate services or public facilities in the Hike Kawt building. There has often been speculation that an extension will be attached to the northern side of the Hike Kawt building to house a fundraising casino and indoor fun park, but planning permission for such legislative encumbrances would almost certainly be considerably unconstitutional.
In view of the above, the current monarch of Nilkawt, Her Illustrious Highness the Ethereal Grand Duchess, Twaklin I, has been in temporary exile in her non-Nilkawtian residence, Villa Twaklinilkawt, situated in the bushfire safer part of Adelaide. The seventy-five judges of the Hike Kawt Court of the Caught have been her guests there, in the commodious once-secret guest wing.
The judges have stated that they wish to be known as Justices, like their Australian counterparts, even though justice in Nilkawt remains a matter for the public to judge, at least in the populist, under-populated parts of Nilkawtian territory. The Constitution of Nilkawt states that all suitably qualified Nilkawtian persons are permitted to be called justices but only a few additionally trained and reasonably fit and proper persons have the right to be called judges of the Hike Kawt Court of the Caught.
Her Illustrious Highness has stated that she wishes to remain in
Adelaide until the end of January, for political and economic purposes. The judges have stated that they are unwilling to return to Nilkawt for the time being as they wish to receive additional funding for their work, and perhaps even employ a few members of staff.
At present, only judges of the Hike Kawt are permitted to enter the Hike Kawt building. Fortunately, there are very large windows through which everyone can observe many of the activities within the Hike Kawt precinct. One of the grievances of the judges is that public fascination with their work mostly appears through the windows of their water closets.
The Money Key has not been used as a fundraising tool for eight hundred years. It was originally used by a minor official in the English royal household in order to open the locks of the Treasury with surreptitious alacrity and unseemly invisibility. That person's actions were the real cause of the Magna Carta being signed, and the subsequent checks, cheques and balances of the Exchequer.
Hence, the Grand Loyal Stewardess believes it to be of the utmost importance to restore the Money Key to its rightful place - within Nilkawt's GDP.