Thousands of applications are received each year from persons wishing to become Ladies-in-Waiting in Nilkawt. A possible reason for this is that the job is considered to be highly glamorous.
Further investigation has revealed that this perception is mainly due to the fact that these positions require the holders to wear beautiful clothes, make-up, hats, shoes and wigs in public, regardless of their scheduled duties. The Ladies-in-Waiting do, in fact, make all their own official clothes, with the assistance of several experts.
Young persons wishing to become Ladies-in-Waiting are advised to begin with an understanding of Twaklinhood and various other aspects of successful personal development. Older applicants are, in addition, advised to continue with their own current training, at least if their training is relevant.
All the current Ladies-in-Waiting began their careers by successfully completing the introductory Twaklinoviate at the secular Abbey of Needle's Eye. The ladies are, indeed, all still devoted members of the Order of the Perpetual Wait.
Most Nilkawtian Ladies-in-Waiting can dance sufficiently well when asked to perform in that capacity on official occasions. Many of the Ladies-in-Waiting can sing sufficiently well, especially those without the ability to dance. The singing ladies are able to write their own lyrics, and sometimes even their own music. Singing is certainly beneficial whenever a Lady-in-Waiting is allocated the short-term position of Nilkawtian Prime Minister.
None of the current Ladies-in-Waiting has ever been married, engaged to be married, experienced a pregnancy or appeared on a reality television show, anywhere in the world. They are completely dedicated to their careers.
The current Nilkawtian Head of State personally appoints only the most senior three hundred and seventy seven of her Ladies-in-Waiting, who are mostly known as the Women of the Bedchamber. They are selected from amongst the most competent and experienced Ladies-in-Waiting.
All new Ladies-in-Waiting are appointed through a democratic process. All the current holders of the position are eligible to vote after at least five years of satisfactory service.
Nilkawtian Ladies-in-Waiting are highly trained, highly accomplished
individuals. They have the capacity to work as personal assistants,
domestic workers, administrators, managers, intelligence gatherers, public servants, publicists,
public relations experts, social scientists, performing artists,
companions, personal service providers, emergency service workers,
security officers, diplomats and constitutional experts, all at the same
For the first two years as a Lady-in-Waiting, the holder of the position is know as a Maid of Honour. Anyone wishing to become a Lady-in-Waiting is initially advised to gain experience as a personal assistant, a secular postulant and/or a lady's companion and to display competence in various aspects of domestic work, including as a lady's maid and housekeeper.
The ability to cook, arrange flowers, maintain a strict budget, manage correspondence and supervise social media activities will also be useful. Previous experience as a lady-in-waiting elsewhere is not usually necessary. Experience as a servant of art and as a servant of enlightenment are essential.
Keeping up with technological advances and dealing effectively with
political challenges are of the utmost importance for all Nilkawtian
Ladies-in-Waiting. All the ladies have proficiency in dealing with the
politics of externality and unintended consequences.
They know that reasonable attention to detail, through the maintenance
and development of human capital, is at the heart of all good policy.
Training to become a Lady-in-Waiting always requires a large quantity of financial assets to be converted into human capital. Finding the financial assets to use for such purposes is the responsibility of the trainee in question.
The three most senior of the senior Women of the Bedchamber formulate the ever changing curriculum for prospective Ladies-in-Waiting. The three ladies also formulate, design, make and manage the robes and other clothing of the Head of State. With the supervision of the Head of State, they commission the shoes, hats and other accessories required by Her Illustrious Highness, as well as all the unique pieces of new furniture required in Palazzo Twaklinilkawt, the official royal residence.
All the Women of the Bedchamber are responsible for ensuring the safe keeping of the Regal Jewels, the Crown Jewels and the Constitutional Jewels. They also program the Royal Robots and Noble Automatons.
The three most senior Women of the Bedchamber are known as:
1. The Lady of the Bedchamber
2. The Mistress of the Robes
3. The Marchioness of Algorithms
The Chief Lady-in-Waiting (CLW) is a rostered position amongst all the Women of the Bedchamber, even if the holder, at any given moment, is not a senior Lady-in-Waiting at all.