Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Interpersonal Standards Organisation

Nilkawtians are invariably polite, at least towards courteous persons.  One of the leading former Nilkawtian Ministers for Courtesy and Moral Philosophy has obviously provided much guidance on such matters.

Further guidance on the subject has been provided through this embassy, especially for prospective visitors wishing to take a tour of the royal palace.

In addition, a former Nilkawtian Trade and Investment Commissioner has elegantly supplied gracious leadership by example in relation to interpersonal standards, as have many other Nilkawtian persons of good character and impeccable training. 

The Nilkawtian Principle Law of Courtesy is taught at the Inns of Kawt.  Having principles is very important in Nilkawt, even in the legal profession.

Judges of the Court of Courtesy in the local Low Kawt courts are steeped in the traditions of their profession.  This is particularly the case when they are sitting on a judicial bench sipping tea and being nice to everyone.

Much courtesy has been expressed by the current Minister for Education, Training and Interpersonal Niceties.  Upon taking up the position, he kindly appointed and trained all his own assistants, at his own expense.  He is also personally continuing to pay their wages, office expenses and wardrobe requirements, thereby saving the Nilkawtian Treasury a considerable sum of money.

Politeness is now the basis for many investment opportunities in Nilkawt, as all current and recent business visitors are already aware.  The current Nilkawtian head of state has been leading the way regarding such matters.

The uncommon law of Nilkawtian niceness is now properly upheld through the literal interpretation of the Little Ben of Rights in the preamble to the Constitution. 

Many of the traditional transitional arrangements in Nilkawt, and in this digital embassy, have now been completed.  Verification of this fact has just been received from the Nilkawtian Interpersonal Standards Organisation.

Under the previous head of state, several traditions were considered by the Nilkawtian public to be outdated by several centuries.  Under the current head of state, a more enlightened approach to traditions has been implemented.  Most of the earlier traditions are now maintained purely as tourist attractions.

In international relations, the Nilkawtian ambassador to the digital sphere has often been seen sitting quietly in the parlour of Villa Twaklinilkawt, listening attentively to the discussions and deliberations regarding a sense of place and pace.  Her Excellency has also been seen in the parlour, quietly observing the proceedings, especially whenever the matter of history is discussed.

The Nilkawtian Interpersonal Standards Organisation (NISO or ISO) was traditionally known as the Nilkawtian Interpersonal Courtesy Experiment (NICE).  Long before this embassy opened, Nilkawtians were very rude people indeed and somewhat anarchic as well as archaic. 

Those facts have never been recorded in the official history of Nilkawt, before now.  Nor have the facts of the past ever truly been revealed through the Nilkawtian media, until recently.  The facts of the Nilkawtian past are likely to be something of a shock to the global public, and possibly even to the Nilkawtians themselves, especially those with short memories.

Upholding interpersonal standards is now a Nilkawtian export industry in high demand around the world.  The head of the Nilkawtian secret service, as well as the head of state, now know how any society can easily be improved for little financial outlay, though the details will obviously remain a Nilkawtian state secret.

Tuesday, 12 July 2016


To support the enlightened expression of democracy in Nilkawt, many citizens train to be citizen-advocates.

A citizen-advocate advocates on behalf of other citizens.

A citizen-advocate communicates on behalf of other citizens.

A citizen-advocate provides enlightened advice to other citizens about their rights and responsibilities.

A citizen-advocate guides citizens towards a deeper understanding of citizenship and sovereignty.

A citizen-advocate also educates potential citizens in the rights and responsibilities of Nilkawtian citizenship.

Citizen-advocates always have a non-partisan approach to their work.

Citizen-advocates are unelected.

Citizen-advocates usually do much of the same constituency work done by good elected representatives in other parliamentary democracies.

Citizen-advocates are expected to know about all the most significant current and historical matters in relation to Nilkawtian defence.  They often also work as citizen-journalists.

Citizen-advocates understand all significant matters relating to international relations, entry requirements, immigration, emigration and citizenship in relation not only to Nilkawt but also with regards to neighbouring nations.

Citizen-advocates are well versed in the workings of the Parliament of Nilkawt.

Citizen-advocates are well aware of the official duties of the Nilkawtian Head of State.

Citizen-advocates are well able to understand the job requirements of any enlightenment minister.

Citizen-advocates have the ability to lead visitors on an enlightening royal palace tour.

Citizen-advocates uphold and promote the Nilkawtian laws of lawnlessness in order to maintain lawnless order.

Citizen-advocates are shining examples of Nilkawtian brilliance.

Citizen-advocates are aware of the latest information on visa types.

Citizen-advocates are obviously aware of all aspects of Nilkawtian citizenship.

Citizen-advocates work especially well in pleasant weather.

Citizen-advocates have obviously received excellent training.

Citizen-advocacy is obviously a useful form of employment.

Citizen-advocates are required to have a good sense of humour.

Citizen-advocates all sorts of important selection processes.

A citizen-advocate will have a basic awareness of international law in both its enlightened and unenlightened forms.

A citizen-advocate will understand the history and meaningfulness within Nilkawtian traditions.

Citizen-advocates are at the forefront of Nilkawtian government openness.

Citizen-advocates are gentle upholders of the rule of law.

Citizen-advocates know everything worth knowing about Nilkawtian public holidays.

Citizen-advocates know what do you in any emergency, including when a travel advisory has been announced.

Citizen-advocates received much of their basic training at the Inns of Kawt.

Citizen-advocates additionally have a full understanding of electoral progress.

Citizen-advocates know that Nilkawt has a beautiful political system.

Most citizen-advocates are also members of the Faculty of Official Historians.  They are all fully versed in Nilkawtian history and historical research methodologies.

Citizen-advocates may, in fact, be one of the levels of government.

Citizen-advocates help to maintain the dignity of the Nilkawtian system of honours.

Citizen-advocates help to enhance Nilkawtian government revenues with fairness and dignity.

Citizen-advocates can easily assist anyone in Nilkawt seeking to acquire sufficient housing.

Citizen-advocates are appropriately knowledgeable about science, the arts and enlightenment.

Many citizen-advocates are participants in every Nilkawtian financial services review.

All citizen-advocates are experts on contractual arrangements and constitutional duties.

All citizen-advocates are upholders of uncommon law and neighbourhood relations.

All citizen-advocates are aware of the protocols for all Nilkawtian public ceremonies

All citizen-advocates are skilled in the production and use of traditional official ribbons.

All citizen-advocates are upholders of the appropriate use of the royal coat of farms.

All citizen-advocates are appreciative participants in the appropriate management of land.

All citizen-advocates do their best to maintain the Most Enlightened Nation Status of Nilkawt.

All citizen-advocates support the work of the sublime secretariat.

All citizen-advocates have an elegant and egalitarian approach to the distribution of wealth.

All citizen-advocates have an enlightened approach to further industrial development.

All citizen-advocates have an awareness of the work of all the Nilkawtian health institutes.

Many citizen-advocates have gained international experience by working temporarily in the chancery additional official offices.

Many citizen-advocates contribute to the improvement of the laws against trespassers and other nuisances.

Many citizen-advocates assist the Legislation Design Authority.

Several citizen-advocates have studied at the Dada School of Management.

Most citizen-advocates live in planned communities and model villages.

Being a citizen-advocate is not seasonal work.

Being a citizen-advocate helps to promote open international relations.

Most citizen-advocates understand the work of Nilkawtian state enterprises.

Many citizen-advocates are aware of the proceedings of an important international conference on global finance.

Several citizen-advocates have been in attendance during at least one Enlightened Nations conference, too.

Several citizen-advocates even have the ability explain the government budget.

No citizen-advocates would ever reveal state secrets.  Those persons therefore reveal nothing precise about the Nilkawtian population.

All citizen-advocates do all they can to uphold Nilkawtian sovereignty.

In addition, most citizen-advocates are aware that business-as-usual in Nilkawt is not the same as business-as-usual elsewhere.

All citizen-advocates have been doing their best to assist the work of the Minister for Peace and Justice.

All citizen-advocates have been helping to sustain the global reputation for compassion in Cupateeunkaique.  They have also been helping to sustain the entire global reputation of the Ethereal Grand Duchy of Nilkawt in the light of Lux Leaks.