Friday, 11 November 2016

Reasonable Insurance Risk Commission

Every society has its risks.  Nilkawt is no exception.

Recently, a Reasonable Insurance Risk Commissioner was appointed to assess all sorts of risks within Nilkawt.  The commissioner's main duties will include identifying and auditing all risks and specifying the responsibilities associated with each risk.

The newly appointed commissioner, Mrs Jane Grange, is a former Nilkawtian defence minister.

The commissioner was appointed by the Great Saviour of the Treasury after considerable guidance and advice from a considerable number of other former Nilkawtian ministers.

A correlation has been widely observed concerning the fact that a travel advisory for visitors to Nilkawt has only ever been necessary after Mrs Grange had shown too much initiative and not enough courtesy.  As a former student of the Matildan School of Physical Education, Legal Traditions and Unjustifiable Wealth Transfers, Mrs Grange has used her skills to her own advantage on numerous occasions.  She has recently been advising the Minister for Housing on how to advance the wealth of a few Nilkawtians at the expense of the many.

Mrs Grange is a board member of the Dada School of Management.  She has a considerable knowledge of wealth distribution and wealth transfers but not as much knowledge of trade and investment as her sister.

As the former wife of a former Nilkawtian foreign minister, Mrs Grange believes she is an expert on risky relationships.