Monday, 2 January 2017

More New Names

In village number one of the former county of state, the locals have unanimously decided to change the name of their village to Twaklinbridge.  They have decided to change the name of their local college from the Academy of U to the University of Twaklinbridge.  They wish to do so by amalgamating the academy with the Village One Research Institute.

In village number two in the former county of state, the locals have unanimously decided to change the name of their village to Twaklinford.  They are still deciding upon new names for everything else in their vicinity.

In village number three, there has been much disappointment expressed by the locals that they have been unable to change the name of their village to either Twaklinbridge or Twaklinford.

The process of choosing names has given numerical priority to the villages founded first rather than those of larger size.  Village number three is considerably larger than the former village one and former village two put together.

The residents of village number three are currently deciding whether to call their village Twaklinberry or Twaklincoombe, though its extensive undulations make neither name quite appropriate.  The compromise name of Twaklinhope has therefore been tentatively chosen.

The other villages are still awaiting confirmation from village number three before they can decide upon their own new names.  The villagers in village number twelve want to call themselves The Twaklintwelves as there are only twelve residents in the village at present and they do not take kindly to strangers.